Help, I've broke out in epiphanies!

2007-04-10T19:13:10+02:00

BTW, for those who don't know, an epiphany is a moment of revalation or absolute clarity. So there.

Yes well, here I am going about my daily illegal business..no sorry, not illegal, whats that other word...oh yeah, legal..thats it. Where was I? Oh, right...
Well, anyway, this is what happened...

I was redecorating my lounge the other day, I'm using meercats, but they don't appear to like being nailed to the wall for some reason...anyway (again), suddenly it hit me...BANG! No, not a meercat, but a vision, as I say an epiphany. All of a sudden everything was crystal clear and I knew exactly what I wanted in life and how to get it. trouble is, before I could write anything down, I'd forgotten it all. Then BANG! again, I knew this time....I had just worked out how to make this country great again. I know now what we need, and I think I know how to do it.

What do you think is the biggest problem in the country at the moment? (Foreigners need not answer this) I'll tell you...lack of respect, both towards others and to yourself. No one has any respect. I'll tell you a true story now, the other day whilst out driving an old gent stepped into my path and I hit him, not seriously, he got out of his car and after locking it stepped back into my path. He kind of waved an apology and carried on, then from the other side of the car and be-tracksuited scratter came charging round and claimed I had deliberately run down his father, opened my door and planted me right under the nose. WAP!

Broke me skin he did! I was forced at this point to stand on his head until he apologised. Little sod!

I have much to say thanks to my epiphanies, so look out for much more verbal claptrap in the near future.

Oh, and welcome to my New Blog Page!!

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